Yeah, so I haven’t updated in a little while, because nothing has been going on. No classes, no parties, no fitness, no work! Well, I worked last night, but there was no one there, so I just sat quietly for five hours and went home. Everything is cancelled and everyone is gone because it’s December, so I’m just hanging around, going on walks and getting fat. All of my adventures have been pointless and abortive, like, Shannon is Thwarted at the Passport Office, but That’s OK, She’s Not Actually Going Anywhere for, Like, Five Months, Anyway.
I availed myself of the public library’s reference desk yesterday! I needed directions downtown, and I was all, like, the Reference Desk will save me! I’m always willing to boost my compatriots statistics! Anyway, they were totally nice, so this is me plugging them. Rock on, Halifax Public Library.
My new laptop is fun, but the keyboard is slightly different and messing with me. There’s an extra line of keys along the left side, so I keep hitting this “print” key when I’m going for “shift”, and the “calculator” key when I want “control”. My life is very difficult. I have to say, though, I love the existence of the calculator key. Because I need the calculator all the time, because I am an idiot.
I dreamt last night I got a haircut from six ladies is creepy masks. This is why I haven’t updated in like five days. Because I have nothing. I’m telling you people my dumbass dreams.
Oh! I found one of my all-time favorite teas, Stash Christmas Eve tea! I’ve been hunting for it all year, to no avail. As soon as I saw it yesterday, I was, like, Oh yeah, seasonal. So I bought a whole bunch, because fuck seasons, just… just fuck those guys.
Anyway, I’m going to go back to my small, Decemberly, hibernative existence of reading things. News, novels, whatever. I found a book of poetry called The Truro Bear! I think it’s that American Truro near New York, but whatever, the Truro bear has a blueberry field and everything! I will be going back to Truro to hang with family and harass friends sometime soon. Baked goods will occur. I will make cherry surprises, which are the best thing that will ever explode in your mouth, bar none. I’m willing to do some kind of panel to test this. This is an ‘everybody wins’ sort of situation.