Two things, one old, one new.
1. In Ottawa, I misheard a bar’s name in the most delightfully inappropriately way ever. Are you ready? The bar is Chez Lucien, I somehow heard Schindler’s Keg. Tada!
2. I have a list of things I will do instead of tapping out when I’m getting choked:
- Make a gagging sound like a baby.
- Space out completely and turn purple.
- Say, “Tap tap.”
Yes, I forgot what I was doing and got distracted, while being choked. And I am a Master’s student. I am a licensed driver. I could go out an have a baby, and the doctor would let me keep it. Christ!