We had partners yoga for Valentines, so Kathleen was my yoga valentine. I am really sucky at partners yoga, of course, but it is ridiculously fun. My problem is I tend to freak out as soon as my feet leave the floor when a person picks me up. I can give piggybacks until the cows come home, but I whine like hell if someone gives me one. Also, for all my badass pushups, I am bad at benchpressing a person. This must be fixed. Anyway, Shanna had a lot of fun making all the poses into two-person poses, she’s a cool instructor.
My grappling tournament is in, like, three days! My brother called me yesterday and said he wants to compete, too. Yay! I didn’t know he could grapple, his formal training is all in Karate Kenpo. But it turns out he has some informal grappling, and the tournament is open, so he’s coming in. He was worried he may go up against me, and was all, “I can’t get beat up by my little sister, I just can’t”, but men and women are separate (like God intended), so we’re good. So, now I’m imagining some comic-book scenario in which my brother and I fight crime. Or perpetrate it, I’m cool either way, I just want to wear a mask and have family time.
Other important grappling news! I finally got a recruit! I’m always trying to get, like, every woman I know to come to the women’s grappling class, and one of the ladies I bug finally came. Judy, from kickboxing class. Oh yeah, I’m gonna make a fellow MMA fighter, this will be awesome. Maybe we can fight crime. Really just looking to be Wolverine, here. This is how I assess every single situation I encounter.
Fun thing at work! I mentioned this article to my boss, about a legal guide to the apocalypse in New York, and he was all, “Hey, we should buy that!” So I actually led to a book being bought at the library. This is what being relevant feels like, my word. I’m just bragging here, you can ignore me.
Oh yeah, I also accidentally revealed today that I’m an alien spy, sent under deep cover. The problem, you see, is that whenever I try out a new hairstyle, I don’t really know if it’s a way humans actually wear their hair. So I had to ask if I had a human hairstyle today. I did, as it turned out, but the secret’s out. Now, to return to the lonely vacuum of space.