Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived on the moon, in a house full of bees. The bees were also stars. Every night, when the sun left the sky, Jane the Moon-Girl would open the door and let all the bees out of her house, and they’d fill up the sky and be stars. When that happened, she’d steal their honey, and sell it to an ogre that lived on the other side of the moon. The ogre was the sun, and he needed to eat the star-bees’ honey to stay strong for his long commute around the Earth. If he didn’t eat that honey, everyone on Earth would die a cold, dark death.
Unfortunately, the star-bees did not appreciate having their honey stolen and eaten by an ogre. Star-bees are actually kind of racist, against ogres at least. Ogres and gnomes, if you really want to know. Jane the Moon-Girl was getting pretty paranoid, sleeping in a house full of bees with a grudge against her. They just watched her, buzzing to each other behind her back like bitches. The Moon was getting dull and dusky, because she was too tired to clean it properly. Even her former best friend, Barbara the Bee, wasn’t speaking to her. Not a tenable situation here.
She decided to talk to the only sympathetic Moon denizen left, the ogre. He offered to take her on a ride around the Earth on his back, so she could have some time away from the bees, just a little distance. Having roommates can be hard, and a short vacation can be helpful.
So Jane the Moon-Girl climbed up on the ogre’s back, and he flew into the air and started his trip around the Earth. Unfortunately, he was the sun. He grew brighter and brighter, and hotter and hotter, and he was the most beautiful thing in the whole universe, but Jane just couldn’t hold on any longer! She let go, and feel into the Pacific Ocean. She fell so fast and hard, she punched a hole right in Hawaii, and made a volcano. The ogre didn’t even notice. The sun is generally well-meaning, but pretty oblivious to details.
Does this story need a moral? Don’t get into cars with strange men, you don’t know where you’ll end up.