I have been having some fun times since the last time I chatted with you people, let me say! Last night, I went to my first opera, and saw my first UFC match! I wore the same outfit, too, because I figured Bubba Ray’s Sports Bar could do with some class. (Dammit, I own a tuxedo jacket, and I will wear it.)
So, opera! I learned, when people are singing in that crazy operatic tone, I cannot understand a flipping word. Well, maybe I got, like, 1/20 of the words, tops. The fact that it was Dido and Aeneas, set in a high school, without changing the plot to fit the setting for some reason, did not help. And then, at the end, Dido got up on her funeral pyre and did not set her goddamned self on fire! That was the one thing I was looking forward too! Who the hell builds a funeral pyre and then stabs herself? Prom Queen Dido, apparently.
But UFC was awesome, so awesome. I went with junior kickboxers (also went to the opera with them), and they were excited I was there because I’m the only grappler in the group. So I could explain what was going on whenever the fight went down to the ground. I’m useful! Anyway, I never really got the whole sports bar thing before now, but it’s seriously fun! We all yelled at the screens during the boring parts, and cheered during the awesome parts, and it was great. I really want to talk to people about the cool parts, too. The boring parts sucked, but when it got great, it was so great.
I did grappling today, and I had a bit of a weird little breakthrough. We do this thing called pummelling, which is demonstrated here. Basically demonstrated, anyway, the way I do it I grab on really tight, but whatever. It’s basically hug-dance fighting, and for some reason I have been completely crap at it, until today! I just got it! Anyway, I’m just happy. It makes up for the fact that I was learning some other thing where I flip my partner over her head and onto her back while I’m doing a shoulder stand under her and I was really shit at it and hurting my partner and I just had to stop because I was not getting it. It is hard to tell directions when you’re upside down and spinning!
Kickboxing yesterday! I didn’t have any need to wear my head gear, but I did put on my shin guards. As soon as I put them on, I told Gerald they made my legs look fat and I didn’t want them anymore, so that is my new joke about shin guards, be ready for that. In reality-land, though, they make my legs sweat like a police informant. Who would expect heavy, leather encasements for your legs would cause sweat? I am baffled. In the end, we didn’t do kicks so I had them on for nothing, but Tammy had fun kicking my legs anyway, so I’m happy! We also did a drill that was all about blocking uppercuts, over and over again. Holy crap, hard on the boobs. My awesome sportsbra has padding for extra protection, but it still hurt. I need some kind of Xena bra, that’ll help. Solve every problem I’ve ever had, probably.